welllllllllll you told me to forget it even tho you said all that stuff about my ass, so i realized i was making too big a deal out of something you were just trying to be a good friend about. and then you said the thing about not being interested in noct, so, i mean. you have my blessing as his best friend! live your dreams, big guy! land that royal catch!
[Okay give him a minute to unfluster and convince himself it's nbd if he gets turned down.]
I was talking about your ass because I like it and if you and Noct AREN'T a thing or if you're not wanting to be a thing then maybe you (and he lbr) would be cool if I said so. Because I do. Because there's not much about you I DON'T like. And I told you to forget it cause I don't know what I'm doing and I feel like an idiot.
Because I might be able to land a hook up no problem but I've never really like been with anyone, dating wise. There's just so much shit on my plate already but you know that and you know what the job means and I-
You can tell me to shut up or you can come get ice cream with me. Like. As a date?
[Oh, wow. There is 100% nothing here for Prompto to safely misinterpret and get them back to what's known, what's familiar, what they both understand their roles in the world to be. He's left staring dumbly at his phone, eyes traveling back and forth over the words as if the seventh time, surely, they'll make sense.
With me. Like. As a date?
Prompto only realizes he's forgetting to blink when his eyes start to burn. He swallows and types a stupid answer.]
ice cream's cool.
so is dating. you know theoretically, 'cause i've never
shit i didn't mean to send that!! oh no now i'm the loser ORZZZZZZZZZ.
gladio i know i gotta sound like a broken record at this point but are you sure? 'cause, sure, i guess i'm cute enough sometimes but man, i'm just.....i'm such a mess, dude. like on the inside, even more than i am irl with you all. i don't wanna drag you down, you know?
Prom you're not gonna drag me down. We're all a fucking mess, we're friends with the crown prince, nothing's simple but I like you. A lot. And idk I think your mess and my mess might actually maybe make things a little less messy.
That sounded smoother in my head.
Fuck just lemme try? Ice cream's a start... Please?
I should've known better :p
wait what do you mean "stand in my way"?
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[Okay give him a minute to unfluster and convince himself it's nbd if he gets turned down.]
I was talking about your ass because I like it and if you and Noct AREN'T a thing or if you're not wanting to be a thing then maybe you (and he lbr) would be cool if I said so. Because I do. Because there's not much about you I DON'T like. And I told you to forget it cause I don't know what I'm doing and I feel like an idiot.
Because I might be able to land a hook up no problem but I've never really like been with anyone, dating wise. There's just so much shit on my plate already but you know that and you know what the job means and I-
You can tell me to shut up or you can come get ice cream with me. Like. As a date?
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With me. Like. As a date?
Prompto only realizes he's forgetting to blink when his eyes start to burn. He swallows and types a stupid answer.]
ice cream's cool.
so is dating. you know theoretically, 'cause i've never
shit i didn't mean to send that!! oh no now i'm the loser ORZZZZZZZZZ.
gladio i know i gotta sound like a broken record at this point but are you sure? 'cause, sure, i guess i'm cute enough sometimes but man, i'm just.....i'm such a mess, dude. like on the inside, even more than i am irl with you all. i don't wanna drag you down, you know?
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That sounded smoother in my head.
Fuck just lemme try? Ice cream's a start... Please?
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you treating? (#^^#)
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[Because of course he has a motorcycle. Obviously. C'mon Prom it's fine, it's just cuddling against his back while he drives, that's fine right?]
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